May 4th, 2012
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If you look at twitter it seems pretty clear who the top two American Idol contestants will be. It’s also clear that Jessica with two custom hashtags and a link to her Facebook page has embraced social media, while Phillip is not buying into it.

April 16th, 2012
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Nicki Minaj deletes her twitter account that had millions of followers.
Here are the 5 steps that HitFix tumbr experienced upon hearing this news.
Denial - No…no one would ever throw away so many followers. Maybe she just stopped posting.
Anger - What did she just do! What did she just do!
Bargaining - I would work as a naked bee keeper for a year for that many twitter followers.
Depression - I bet bee keeping in a tough lonely profession.
Acceptance - I better write a tumblr post about this.

Nicki Minaj deletes her twitter account that had millions of followers.

Here are the 5 steps that HitFix tumbr experienced upon hearing this news.

  1. Denial - No…no one would ever throw away so many followers. Maybe she just stopped posting.
  2. Anger - What did she just do! What did she just do!
  3. Bargaining - I would work as a naked bee keeper for a year for that many twitter followers.
  4. Depression - I bet bee keeping in a tough lonely profession.
  5. Acceptance - I better write a tumblr post about this.
April 14th, 2012
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Adele will likely top the Billboard 200 this week. Also Hoodie Allen lands in the top 10.
Here is a quick HitFix quiz! Hoodlie Allen is:
A punk band
A rapper
That guy who hangs out behind K-Mart
That guy who lives in a van down by the river
That guy who goes around tagging car hoods with ‘Allen’

Adele will likely top the Billboard 200 this week. Also Hoodie Allen lands in the top 10.

Here is a quick HitFix quiz! Hoodlie Allen is:

  1. A punk band
  2. A rapper
  3. That guy who hangs out behind K-Mart
  4. That guy who lives in a van down by the river
  5. That guy who goes around tagging car hoods with ‘Allen’
April 10th, 2012
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Check out our review of Don’t Trust the B—— in Apt. 23
Here are 10 alternates, ABC was probably not going for with their hangman style title.
Don’t Trust the Bagel in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Bacon in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Banjo in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Barfs in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Beans in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Beets in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Bigot in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Birds in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Boner in Apt. 23
Don’t Trust the Butch in Apt. 23
Which alternate sounds like it has the most potential?

Check out our review of Don’t Trust the B—— in Apt. 23

Here are 10 alternates, ABC was probably not going for with their hangman style title.

  1. Don’t Trust the Bagel in Apt. 23
  2. Don’t Trust the Bacon in Apt. 23
  3. Don’t Trust the Banjo in Apt. 23
  4. Don’t Trust the Barfs in Apt. 23
  5. Don’t Trust the Beans in Apt. 23
  6. Don’t Trust the Beets in Apt. 23
  7. Don’t Trust the Bigot in Apt. 23
  8. Don’t Trust the Birds in Apt. 23
  9. Don’t Trust the Boner in Apt. 23
  10. Don’t Trust the Butch in Apt. 23
Which alternate sounds like it has the most potential?
April 10th, 2012
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The release date of ‘Ender’s Game’ has been pushed back over 7 months. 
Every time we are reminded that they are making Ender’s Game into a movie we want to sing with the voice of a thousand Mariah Careys. When we heard that we’d have to wait 7 more months we reacted with the attitude of a thousand Ke$ha’s.

The release date of ‘Ender’s Game’ has been pushed back over 7 months.

Every time we are reminded that they are making Ender’s Game into a movie we want to sing with the voice of a thousand Mariah Careys. When we heard that we’d have to wait 7 more months we reacted with the attitude of a thousand Ke$ha’s.

April 5th, 2012
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This is the art for Kanye Wests new song ‘Theraflu’. Of all the images ever created, this is the one they decided to use. Someone looked at this and said “Yes! Let’s use this as an album cover, because it is better than all other alternatives for this project!” Click on the boobs above to find out more about the song and the Kanye + Kardashian rumors.
Is there anyone out there who thinks this is edgy and cool or do you agree that it’s just strange?

This is the art for Kanye Wests new song ‘Theraflu’. Of all the images ever created, this is the one they decided to use. Someone looked at this and said “Yes! Let’s use this as an album cover, because it is better than all other alternatives for this project!” Click on the boobs above to find out more about the song and the Kanye + Kardashian rumors.

Is there anyone out there who thinks this is edgy and cool or do you agree that it’s just strange?

April 4th, 2012
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Here is Fiona Apple’s very unusual new Album cover. That sentence at the bottom is actually the name of the album, and not just an endorsement for Whipping Cords.

Fun Fact: There are 22 words in the title of the album and only 16 words in the titles of all the songs on the album combined (6 of the 10 songs have one word titles). See the track list and get more info here.

Do you think this is cool or over the top and have you ever see an album title that is so long?

April 3rd, 2012
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We love a good revenge movie, but Chloe Grace Moretz, doesn’t remind us of the typical girl who gets picked on. Do you think she was a good choice for the lead role in Carrie or would you have liked to see someone else instead?

Read more about Carrie here.

March 29th, 2012
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Not sure if it’s the hair, the eyes, the stubble, or being surrounded by three woman who are oozing lust, but we think the young Mr. Pattinson looks extra dreamy in this poster for ‘Bel Ami’. Click on the poster to find out more about the movie.

Do you prefer this flavor of Robert or do you like him better as Edward Cullen?

March 29th, 2012
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Papa Burgundy is back! Last night on Conan Will Ferrell announced in character that the long rumored Anchorman 2 was a done deal. In honor of this jackpot of good fortune for Anchorman fans such and myself, here are my top 5 quotes from Anchorman:
#5: I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science. 
#4 Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. 
# 3 Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island? 
#2  I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
#1 Milk was a bad choice
Click here to see Papa Burgundy announce his comeback on Conan

Papa Burgundy is back! Last night on Conan Will Ferrell announced in character that the long rumored Anchorman 2 was a done deal. In honor of this jackpot of good fortune for Anchorman fans such and myself, here are my top 5 quotes from Anchorman:

#5: I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science. 

#4 Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. 

# 3 Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island? 

#2  I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

#1 Milk was a bad choice

Click here to see Papa Burgundy announce his comeback on Conan

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