November 6th, 2012
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"I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m kind of a big deal." -Ron Burgundy

"I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m kind of a big deal." -Ron Burgundy

June 5th, 2012
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Dear Will Ferrell, 
How does Zach Galifiankis’ mustache smell?
Love,
HitFix 

Watch the trailer for Campaign…on second thought why don’t you watch the teaser for Anchorman 2 instead. It will probably be a funnier movie.

March 29th, 2012
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Papa Burgundy is back! Last night on Conan Will Ferrell announced in character that the long rumored Anchorman 2 was a done deal. In honor of this jackpot of good fortune for Anchorman fans such and myself, here are my top 5 quotes from Anchorman:
#5: I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science. 
#4 Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. 
# 3 Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island? 
#2  I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
#1 Milk was a bad choice
Click here to see Papa Burgundy announce his comeback on Conan

Papa Burgundy is back! Last night on Conan Will Ferrell announced in character that the long rumored Anchorman 2 was a done deal. In honor of this jackpot of good fortune for Anchorman fans such and myself, here are my top 5 quotes from Anchorman:

#5: I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science. 

#4 Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. 

# 3 Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island? 

#2  I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

#1 Milk was a bad choice

Click here to see Papa Burgundy announce his comeback on Conan

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